Sunday, December 27, 2009

Quite Despicable Introduction

Woah... that introduction was horrible. I have never seen a more despicable piece of improper verbiage. I take personal umbrage, for such egregious action. Please forgive, if you can.

After reading it, I would have expected a reader to have spat at his or her screen.
Kicking it of the table. Then, jumping on it until it dissipated into tiny plastic pieces. Collecting the broken parts, and melting them. Then, to cool them off, pissing on its visages.

I am sorry for the inconveniences.

-Lie Phi
December 27, 2009

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