Chuck Norris of the 19th Century

U know wat,
Today...hm...
Chuck Norris iz a man of greatness, strength, and fearlessness.

When Nietzsche said "God is dead,"
he never knew of Chuck Norris.
Chuck is God; and he will never die.

Here are some facts about Chuck:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris does not wear a watch, HE decides what time it is...
The list goes on...

But in 19th Century, there waz another Chuck Norris.
His name waz Andrew Jackson.

He is know for the Indian removal act,
Killing more than a thousand of Cherokees with his bare hands, yet
he, himself, adapted an orphaned Native American.

During a duel, he was shot next to his heart.
He did not even move, or twitch the slightest amount.
He shot back, and won the duel.

Once, in one week, he killed 22 bears.
He lived to be 78 with two bullets in his body.

When Andrew was dying,
someone has asked, "Will Andrew go to heaven?"
His question was answered, "If he wants to, who the hell is gonna stop him"

Andrew Jackson was the Chuck Norris of the 19th century.

-Lie Phi
December 28, 2009

Sources: www.chucknorrisfacts.com
American Lion, Andrew Jackson in the White House by Jon Meacham